i sincerely love my roommates.

first we have kristin, but we call her rice.
she is the brains of our house.
her favorite snacks are mac and dinos with a capri sun to wash it down.
she currently runs a sweatshop in her room and isĀ now taking orders for anything that can be sewn.
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next is kaylee
shes almost legally blind & tries to walk through closed screens often
she has her exterminating license and will kill any 8 legged creature out there with her signature saying, “die bitch!”
she currently runs a cake bakery in our kitchen and specializes in heart shaped fondant frosted funfetti cakes
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finally we have sarah
she’s stuck by me through thick and thin
she suffers from high anxiety and trichotillomania, but we still love & support her
she consumes over 23,000 mg of sodium every day, which is 230 % more than is recommended by doctors
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and there’s me.
im still waiting for yours chlo
love and miss each and everone of those freaks , hope to visit you soon